Driving a Big 'Ol Truck

This driving trip has left me exhausted. I knew I should have blackmailed Astrotrain into taking me back. Grrr...

So, if there's one other thing I hate about driving (well, ok, there's a *lot* of other things), it's these slaggin Trucks that take up the entire freaken road, and ddo so at about 5 MPH. You'd think that if someone is paying you to haul all that junk, you could find a more efficient way to get them there then plodding along the middle of nowhere at speeds that only serve to tick everybody else off.

Now, to add to the insult, truckers are, and I say this truthfully, incredibly ugly, even for you fleshsacks. I know that's a blatant stereotype, but as often is the case when I make blatant stereotypes, I don't care. Honestly, I'm sure the word 'dumpy' was invented for these people.

But if there is one thing I could say about Truckers, is that I love truck stops. It's a buffet of destruction, all nice and lined up so I don't have to work hard to cause some big explosions. On second thought, that makes me as lazy as one of those fleshies, so forget making it too easy. I hate that. Bah.