Bonecrusher's Blog of Hate

Name's Bonecrusher. If you're reading this, I hate you. If you're not reading this, I hate you. Actually, I just hate you period. In fact, I hate everything. This blog examines the subtleties and complexities about this mindset, which flashbags like yourselves can only hope to ever achieve. Good luck with that.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Architectural Waste of Space

Today, I shall be critiquing art and architecture, examing one of the greatest monuments to nothing that you silly fleshbags ever built. In short, that thing.

Lovely little piece of art there, isn't it. You call it the Eiffel Tower.

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE EIFFEL TOWER:
1) It is not the largest building in the world.
2) You have to pay a bunch of cash to climb the stairs.
3) It's a colossal waste of space.

Oh, where to begin? First off, this thing was built by a French guy, which should give you reason enough to hate it already. It would be easy to devote several entire volumes on why you should Hate the French, but please. I'm sure that's one thing you humans have covered enough already.

As I understand, this giant, ugly mound of steel was built for a fair of some sort, and then they forgot to take it down. Now, its sole purpose is to stand there and take up space, where something more useful could be built instead. And for that reason, it's now an iconic structure standing tall among the skyline of Paris, where people are free to ignore it at will.

But for some strange reason, they don't. I fail to understand why this eyesore of a tower is such an attraction to you people. Why anyone would pay cash to risk death climbing up a building like this is beyond me. That is one of the flimsiest looking towers I've ever run into - with a good solid push, I probably could knock it over. If you don't hear from me for a few days, that's probably where I am.

I can't believe you humans are proud of this thing. Large pointy towers do not great art make. Ugh, it's disgusting. I hate it.

But at least it's a bit more interesting then this thing. Look fleshlings, the Romans invented the arch way before you. Get over it already.

1 comment:

G. Eifel said...

You Japanese robots are just as bad as those those Americans! The Eiffel Tower is a work of art. Not that your rusty backside would even know what art is. You wouldn’t know it if it hit you in the face with a steal pipe! I spit in your face, and the face of your petty insults. It is for me that this tower was named, and since you insult my tower, you insult me, and I take that personally! Now go hide under a rock with your old, foul smelling cat and rot until the day I come back from my grave!