Commercials these days suck.
I'm flipping my way through the TV channels, and as usual, there are more commercials than actual TV. I decided to wander through the realm of these commercials and transcribe what I observed.
1) Athletes Foot makes you wear soccer gear.
2) Unless you get 'Natural Male Enhancement' (I don't even want to know what that means), your marriage will disaolve.
3) Watching movies is more important than anything else in the world. (This one might be true).
4) Burgers are worth wrecking your car over.
5) Insurance companies do not make good commercials.
6) Other programs are inevitably better than the one you're watching right now.
7) Certain cologne makes women spontaniously wear less.
8) After that many commercials, the remote will magically embed itself in the TV, and I will leave the room in disgust.
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3 comments:
Must be a big remote...
He threw it at the TV.
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I hate commercials too.
Would have loved to see you break your TV.
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