Bonecrusher's Blog of Hate

Name's Bonecrusher. If you're reading this, I hate you. If you're not reading this, I hate you. Actually, I just hate you period. In fact, I hate everything. This blog examines the subtleties and complexities about this mindset, which flashbags like yourselves can only hope to ever achieve. Good luck with that.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Emails, Shmemails

You guys are severely lacking on the email department. I hate my lack of creativity in deciding new topics, so send me some, lest I hunt you down and pummel you.

Dear Bonecrusher,

Speaking of Devastator, whose idea was it anyone to combine all of you fools? I have to admit I kind of miss seeing you all together and trying to do something (I say something because I was never sure what the bunch of you were actually trying to accomplish). You made for great entertainment.


You remember Megatron's 'Giant Purple Griffin'? The same guy who came up with that, with similar success results. If you haven't noticed, our leader was not the cream of the crop as far as doomsday inventions go. The sad part is that we were one of the more successful ones.

The next email... Well, I've been ignoring this guy, and I'll show you why. I don't really need to comment on it, but unless you guys step up, this is the kind of email I will be forced to answer.

I hate you! I hate you! Hate you, hate you, hate you!

Stole your lines, didn't I?

Oh, wait you don't have any lines!!!!

I suggest you contact Anita Life. She'll help you.

Anita Life.

Anita Life.

Anita Life.

"I need a life?" You sure do!


See what I have to deal with?


TechnoChef said...

So you don't respond to comments anymore? :(

Bonecrusher said...

Only yours. Because I hate you.

TechnoChef said...

Yet you hate everyone! I am weeping. Do you hate this, or does this make you happy?

Kremzeek! said...

This makes him need a life.


Anonymous said...

Kill him

Anonymous said...

Bonecrusher, I sugest you hunt kremzeek down and pummel him/her. BTW why dont you write about your opinions on various animals? Also, if you know where a blog for Megatron,Ironhide, or Bumblebee is POST IT!!!! Hate you all! ;D